Digging and Digging

Today I went into my backyard with a shovel. I started digging this huge hole. I dug and dug until I was on the other side of the world in China!

Now, I wouldn't say madness lay on the other side, but it was crazy cool there. Like, cool with a Kewl. There were tall towers and fast trains.

Anyway, I went home and that was truly crazy. In the time that I had been gone, people started wearing absurd makeup and sending children between the ages of 12-18 to fight in a battle arena.