G. O. A. T.

Over at http://www.blink-ink.org/current-submissions, there's a 50-word challenge on the theme of "UFO". Join in! Here's what I submitted.

“Shall we make contact?”

“Wait! Let me check them out first.” After some furious tapping. “No, be careful. They can be dangerous.”

“Dangerous? Notice how many wars they’ve had in just a century? They seem happy to kill each other.”

“Yes, and goats are a delicacy: that’s you and me!”