Karma Radio

Zap! .... Change the channel. This is Radio Karma Love! Broadcasting to you from the KLK orbiting space station in the stratospheric neighbourhood right above you, wherever you are! You can pick up my signal and tune into the retro techno jungle acid jazz fused with a hippy hop house deep groove hard core metal house chilled blues trippy ambient dance tunes in a RockaBilly dance hall shoes superstar D. Js take the dues sampled by auto-matons giving me the blues with baseball caps on backwards singing off key and talking big with the G who lip sync bad dance routines on T.V.

So let’s kick off the show for all you planet earth hip swinging cats down there with The Katastrophic Quartet’s cover of Sing Krimson’s 21 st Century Schizoid Man.

The sun has just risen over your horizon and no better way to start your day than with Tina Weymouth on bass. Hector Babenco on lead guitar. Beserker Bob on drums and Eddie the Beagle on his tromberbone.

And if this little number doesn’t get you out of your bed you may as well be pronounced already dead. Stay tuned earthlings and we will follow up with the morning hour of Power when our lines are open to take your calls. But without further ado let me drop the needle and stir the stew…

Eggs and ham, a breakfast jam

Thunderclap pancake, sizzling pan.

Keep the mice out, if you can,

Karma loves breakfast in Japan.

Polar cap coffee, honey bears too,

Google yourself, if you're a fool.

Don't skip the first meal of the day,

Karma loves breakfast in Bombay.

On the roller coaster, take a ride,

Slip on your slippers, don't be shy.

Wiggle with joy. Don’t act cool.

Karma loves breakfast in Istanbul.

One scoop of ice cream, oh, pretty please,

Mama said, Yes Sir, just a squeeze.

Doorbell's ringing, not the police,

Karma loves breakfast in Belize.

Karma brings the hijacked car screeching to a halt outside the main entrance of the doors to the airport’s departure lounge.

Torch it Purple! commands Karma.

Purple flicks his tail and the car bursts into flames as they somersault inside the building.

Do we have enough time ?” says Purple cat.

Yes we do. But we are going to make some or should I say take some.