There Isn’t Aspercreme or Bengay in the Afterlife

"Stuck in limbo, are ya? Maybe next time you'll stretch before attempting to go under that damn stick. Dead or not, if you're not careful you're bound to throw your back out. Too bad you won't find a chiropractor around here, what with the shady way they do billing and all. I'm sure they've earned a place in Hell and will be forced to spend eternity adjusting Lucifer's lumbar region."