Be Right There.

My superhero/alter ego is, *drumroll*: Captain Procrastination Man.

CPM is at your beck and call in time of need. As long as the need isn’t right this second because I’m totally swamped with tying up scads of loose ends. You know, those annoying little chores that can’t be put off any longer. Tomorrow though, tomorrow I anticipate being free all day for sure…oh shoot, now that I think of it, tomorrow is no bueno. Let’s pencil you in for Wednesday after 11 a.m. but before lunch.

Actually, the rest of the week doesn’t work. My kid’s sick and there’s that thing I’ve been meaning to do. Can we push your need back a week? Whatever day’s good for you, I’ll set an appointment reminder in my phone. After I pay some bills.

Looking ahead, the holidays are almost upon us. I’m sure the associated chaos will be overwhelming. With my track record, I should err on the side of caution. Let’s put a pin in your need and circle back to revisit getting my assistance right after New Years. Once the calendar is flipped, I’ll be laser-focused 24ish/7(or 6)/359. You have my word.

Never fear, help is here, no later than January 3rd. That lets me remodel the guest bathroom, change the AC filter and get the cat neutered before filing my 2021 through 2023 tax extensions. Fingers crossed a winter storm doesn’t close the airport. Or I might binge watch Season 5 of Yellowstone. Either way, I'll make it a priority to answer your call for help. Or at least respond with a text before going to bed.

FYI, if I need to gas up the Avoidancemobile, factor in an extra ten minutes for travel time. Eighteen tops.

Stay strong. I’ll be right there.