whats your favorite soda

My mama always told me when you finish a soda can

you pull off the tab

back and forth

does she love me

does she love me not

obviously you need a name and face in mind

and love is costly

so if she loves you

you have to shake the can until the tab comes out

theres got to be twenty girls ive tried it on

none of them loved me

it may sound stupid

but maybe it gives me hope

ive know that the can can lie

but it never has and never will

so maybe one day the soda tab will fall ever so perfectly into the can

but until then

I guess I just have to drink a lot of soda