The Lying, the Which, and the Wardrobe

The hole. I found it when I moved the wardrobe. I couldn't see into its dark recess but I heard things. Otherworldy things. Here long before me, it should have been none of my business. Yet, it weighed on me. I had to know.

Another realm's portal?

I listened carefully. The sounds were bizarre. Finally, my curiosity got the best of me; I reached in.

Carefully. Tenuously. Resolute.

What I pulled out was the most terrifying thing I could ever imagine. Worse than a ghoul or severed head. Truly horrifying:

Another man's penis through the glory wormhole from another universe!