The one about slurs.

Don't use that fucking word.

I'm not asking; I'm telling.

Ain't appealing to some subjective sense of morality.

I'm not even saying you're a bad person.

You're a person in danger.

See, I have people to whom that term applies—

Its use, well, is an insult to them.

You expect Me to stomach that?

Listen— I am not asking you to show respect for them;

to do so would be a lie.

I have no interest in that.

I would know you,

as you are.

But I'll thank you, to keep a civil fucking tongue in your head.

The social convention exists for your protection—after all.