“Fuck in English”

Fuck was an ordinary guy with an extraordinary name. His parents named him after his grandfather, without thinking much about their son's future. As a child, this didn’t cause many problems, but the moment Fuck started learning English, things got… complicated.

"What is your name?" the teacher asked on the first day of class.

"Fuck," he answered honestly.

The teacher blinked. The class went silent. Then someone started giggling.

"Excuse me?" she asked again.

"Fuck!" he repeated louder.

The class burst into laughter. The teacher turned bright red.

From that day on, English became a real challenge for Fuck. At airports, he preferred to silently hand over his passport. At hotels, he checked in under a fake name. But the worst part was business meetings with foreign partners.

"Let me introduce myself, I am Fuck."

That was usually where negotiations ended.

But one day, everything changed. Fuck went on a business trip to London, where he met a girl named Fanny…

They met completely by accident—in a café, when he spilled tea on her.

"Oh, I’m sorry!" he stammered, grabbing napkins.

"It’s okay, don’t worry," she smiled.

"Let me introduce myself, I am Fuck," he said, bracing himself for the inevitable laughter.

But the girl didn’t even flinch.

"Nice to meet you, Fuck. I am Fanny."

Now it was Fuck who nearly choked.

"Fanny?”

"Yes!" she said proudly.

He decided not to explain anything, but for the first time in his life, he felt he had found a kindred spirit.

After that meeting, Fuck realized that the world wasn’t such a cruel place. Somewhere out there, there were always people who would understand and accept you just as you are.

And a year later, a wedding took place in London. The invitations proudly read:

"You are invited to the wedding of Fuck and Fanny!"

The guests laughed but still attended. Because love conquers all. Even the English language.

Notes: "In the UK, the word Fanny refers to something much more risqué — a slang term for a woman's intimate parts