Challenge
Play Ball! (An Opening Day Analogy)
The rookie bunted his way to first base and surprisingly stole second base, but the kid never, ever would have scored if not for that sacrifice by a teammate. Make it about anything except baseball.
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Debriefing
I say, Johnny, you look absolutely trashed. Did your date with Annie go well?
Yeah, yeah, my date went great!
So... did you get to first base, Johnny?
Yeah, yeah, I got to first base!
And what about second, did you get to second?
Yeah, yeah, I got to second base!
Don't tell me you got to third base too?
Yeah, yeah, I got to third base!
Oh my, Johnny, did you actually hit a home run?
Yeah, yeah, well, kinda, I mean, I hit an inside-the-park home run.
You ejaculated prematurely, didn't you Johnny?
Yeah, yeah... can I go? I need to change my underpants.
3/21/2025