A Black sheep covered in a white wool hat.

Why do you wear that crazy hat?

People stare at me because I'm different.

How are you different?

And what does that have to do with the hat?

I'm the blacksheep on this bus.

You see i have an illness and some people stare at me.

So I figure by wearing this hat it seems it's legit for people to stare at me.

Here try it on for a few minutes.

What do you notice?

People are staring at me.

Yes,but if you take it off,the stares will go away.

If I take it off,it will seem more people are staring at me.

That's why I wear that hat.