"I know what you did!"
Suddenly, the fog of early morning fatigue was shattered.
"Mm- what?"
"I know what you did. You're a Senchi. You're one of them."
Clearly, this one had done his fair share of homework.
"I've got some friends headed your way. They're not to be trifled with."
I sighed.
"Tell them to do their worst." I challenge, then hang up.
I only have enough time to put on a pair of sweatpants before I hear a few bangs on the front door. I do my best to look tired and walk over to the door.
"Mmm?" I open the door and greet the three large men there with a tired groan. They imprudently shoved the door open, all of them pushing in. Wisely, I distanced myself.
"You know why we're here, punk," one said. I gave a good natured shrug.
"We'd best get started then. I have school in an hour," was all I could say.
I still was a bit tired, so I don't quite remember in vivid detail the ensuing fight.
Punches were thrown, and all were neatly dodged. Then I started giving my opinion on their fighting style, around some punches and kicks of my own. It took longer than I would have liked, but inside three minutes, all three of them were lying prostrate on the carpet, all unconscious. I tapped a few buttons on my phone and left it. Another nearby Senchi would come over and take care of them. After all, I had a very tight schedule. I'd better get ready for school