Ms. Sob

A thin woman with gray eyes. She never smiles, not even when cheerful people try to cheer her up. She is constantly trying to find re worst in the situation. Barely speaks to anyone, but when she does, her words are weighed-down and stuffed up. Likes to bang her head against the wall. Reaches her cold fingers into sad people's minds and make them cry--and sob.

Yes, that is why you sob when you are upset. Ms. Sob likes to hear you make sounds of distress and unhappiness. So she invented the sob, a choking sound you make when you cry. In fact, she is delighted to hear to utter her very own sound. Otherwise, though, she hates everything. She told me to make that very clear with you.