“I have rehearsal”

"Sorry, I have rehearsal."

Whether I wanted to participate in what I gave an excuse for or not, this is normally my excuse.

"Will you be able to come tonight?"

"I would love to but I got rehearsal tonight...maybe some other time."

"You know I think that's just an excuse you use to get out of doing stuff."

"Only for the special ones,"

"Ha ha, real funny."

"I know I am. Thanks for noticing."

"You're hopeless."

"So hopeless."

"Well alright, let me know how 'rehearsal' goes."

"Yeah and let me know how 'hanging out with your friends' goes."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"That you have no other friends than me."

"Yeah right,"

"I know I am."

"Whatever."

"You say that 'cause you know it's true."

"..."