Star Cluster Yowwa

At the core of my star cluster is an enormous Singularity (Yowwaticus Calamitus), which causes all classes of confection to be drawn towards its event horizon, and promptly be consumed by my huge gravitational pull.

Moving out from the centre we find the gas cloud of Farticulat, known for its ability to strip paint at a range of 1500 astronomical units, then out to the spectacular Belt Nebulae Of Old Bastard which has a cluster of volcanic activity which erupts at the slightest provocation spreading bile and unease over a wide area.

Towards the furthest reaches of this ancient star cluster is the famed Sleeping Giant Stevopulous, which can lie dormant for centuries, until disturbed by passing traffic causing it to explode in a violent outburst of expletives.