WHAT THE HECK!?! (optional entry/super short)

So this entry is continuing the stories from my recent trip. On my last flight a few things happened one right after the other. By the time it was all over I figured I pretty much dreamed it. I mean I had to have dreamed it. Or maybe I'm too much of a sheltered person to realize that all I was witnessing was in fact happening before my very eyes.

Although there was some incest going on in the atmosphere I did have the common sense to look out for eye candy. Ooh! And let me tell you—Willy Wonka would have been so jealous and pissed. I mean he can't sell what I saw—I mean unless he was running an escort business♥. But Gene Wilder would never do that. Johnny Depp? Mmmm Maybe— you saw how sleek he looked. I know—Random Crazy Thoughts.

REMEMBER: You're a Bear!

So I get on this plane and I'm kinda dreading it though I mean my assigned seating. I'm in the Freakin Exit Row.

So I get my seat, sit down, and I'm like...

WELL HELL! This is the best leg room I've ever had...

But all happy-go-lucky me is diminished when I turned to my left and I read the instructions on the door.

A DOOR! Not a nice small window—a freakin door. My eyes zoom in all the detachable things next to me.

IT WAS SO FREAKIN TEMPTING!!!

Then a vision came to me like a message from my Father above—showing me exactly what to do if we should start to crash. It was crystal clear and I wasn't afraid anymore! The fear also seemed to go away at the vision of me being the hero. People panicking and can't get the other exit door open so I open mine and yell "Go. You're free!" The other exit people are freaking out yanking on the handle but it ain't budging. So I push them aside.

SO STRONG!

"Here. I can help!"

First try it pops open.

"Go! You're Free!

Stay

ρ€@©h¥ Keen!♥

OliveJuuiice

P.S. The girl in the red in the video... https://youtu.be/1y8aYd9uqFY

Somebody should have let her borrow a training bra...shame, shame...Yup I said it...