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AndyBetz
Lover of my wife, the color green, clever twists of words, and the Beatles (in that order)
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Cover image for post March 05, 2023 - Third Time is the Charm, by AndyBetz
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March 05, 2023 - Third Time is the Charm

Nope!

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[DOWNLOAD $PDF$] The word “Gullible” is written on the ceiling right above your head

Free in all formats.

Available to young men who think the pretty girl in the picture actually wrote this.

Bonus to the first 100 suckers (customers): Your very own stolen credit card number!!

That's right, you've been taken!

Now lather, rinse, repeat with the next 15 identical ads who need your money and are listed as "Needs Followers".

You know you want to.

Love you long time.

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Cover image for post Two questions for Biden's EPA, by AndyBetz
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Two questions for Biden’s EPA

01) Which do you believe is safe for the environment and which is dangerous?

02) How much money is China paying you to say that?

Trust the Science™, not your instinct or your education.

81 million "Biden Ballots" cannot be wrong.

Or can they?

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Cover image for post It was either this or another picture of Biden falling down while walking up the stairs in Air Force One while leaving Poland, by AndyBetz
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It was either this or another picture of Biden falling down while walking up the stairs in Air Force One while leaving Poland

Somebody has a knack for photoshopping and a talent for sarcasm.

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Cover image for post Golly Gee, CDC, by AndyBetz
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Golly Gee, CDC

I wonder which one did not submit to the jab.

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Cover image for post It is all so obvious, by AndyBetz
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It is all so obvious

Millennials and Gen Z can look it up

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Cover image for post Found on craigslist, by AndyBetz
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Found on craigslist

For Sale

Cherry Corvette

Comes with lots of paperwork (as seen in red circle)

Chinese landlords will not permit me to keep anymore

I worried that my son (or his teenage girlfriends) might crash it

Leave a message or I will forget that you called

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Cover image for post Burt Bacharach 1928 - 2023, by AndyBetz
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Burt Bacharach 1928 - 2023

Look for meaning.

Find a reason to memorize that which is worth memorizing.

Apply to your life.

Success gravitates to success.

RIP

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They informed me not to speak to this issue

Judy Woodruff of PBS interviews Biden.

Biden demonizes Trump but says "politics have just gotten too mean."

Woodruff asks Biden about his lawyers discovering classified documents at Biden's home in Wilmington.

Quote from Biden: “And to the best of my knowledge, the kinds of things they picked up were things that were from 1974 and stray papers”

Even I wonder about the 1974 reference.

Woodruff asks Biden about his comments about Trump for lawfully storing presidential records at Mar-a-Lago. “You said just possessing classified documents is ‘totally irresponsible’? So, what was totally irresponsible about the fact that you had some?”

Quote from Biden: “They’ve informed me not to speak to this issue”

Did you vote for Biden, the computer that voted for Biden, or the "Deep Throat", "Deep State", "Weekend at Bernie's" handlers that really run America?

Take your time.

We already know.

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15% minimum corporate tax? According to Hunter, the Big Guy only takes 10%

Perhaps if the successful companies delivered their taxes in a big white balloon, Biden would be too scared to collect.

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