the grumpy old man

There was once a grumpy man who lived in a very old brick house. All the kids around his neighborhood absolutely hated him the old man always would tell them to get out of his yard. Sometimes he would even say leave me alone and don't come back or else you will die. The neighborhood kids being foolish one Friday night they all planned to egg his house. They rode their bikes to his house and pulled up in his driveway. One of the kids said, "Do you have the eggs?" Another one replied back and said, "Yes, so, let's hurry up and do this before we get caught." The old man inside heard their voices so he got up and looked out his window. He saw the kids with the eggs and was so furious he thought, "This ends here." the old man grabbed his old pistol from his dresser and loaded it. He quietly left out his back door. He saw those little rascals picking up eggs so he shot one of them in the foot. The other three kids were too shocked to move. He shot all them in the feet too. the old man dragged them down to his basement and chained them up. He heard a knock at the door so he looked out the peep hole it was his neighbor,John Johnson The old man thought John had probably heard the gunshots. So the old man decided to grab a knife due to the fact that he couldn't use his gun anymore or else people will call the cops. He opened the door and hid behind it the guy walked in and said "whats going on in here." The old man slammed the door and stabbed the neighbor. He fell to floor and slowly bled out. The kids down stairs were screaming "HELP." The old man said "no ones helping you now." He went downstairs and made the kids stick there hand in boiling water. To torture them next he was gonna have them pick one to live. He told them they have 1 hour to pick one to live and the rest will die. They all said themselves so he said if you cant pick one I will kill all of you. He came back in one hour and said "so who is gonna live." They all said "ME" so the old man shot one of them in the head and said there are two more bullets left. Im going to spin around and shoot two of you and whoever I don't shoot can leave he starts to spin and shoots one bullet it hits one of the kids. Their chair falls back the other two kids were scared out of there mind he shot again and hit one of the chains on accident the kid took off. Up the stairs and out of the house the man chased him and accidentally dropped his gun. The other kid who was still in the basement tipped his chair over grabbed the gun and shot his chains. He ran up the stairs he saw the old man he was coming back he had the other kid in his hand he chained him up so he hid with the gun. The old man said "were did that little rascal go" and then realized his gun was gone he ran upstairs to grab a knife but before he could the kid shot him. The other kid said "thank the lord you shot him." But the kid with the gun said "ehh I never really liked you anyway" and shot the kid who was chained up and then left.