Challenge
Together, we can break the world record for longest book. When this challenge gets the necessary number of entries, it will expire and we will turn it into a book. Each entry will be its own chapter. Feel free to build from existing entries or write something radically different.
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UPS Has My Escape Bag
I don't want to wait until Friday for my grand escape but I also don't want to miss my scheduled delivery from UPS. I received an email from Chrome Industries in San Francisco that they shipped my messenger bag after I dropped it off for repairs. For whatever reason except wishful clairvoyance - I decided to use their lifetime warranty and get a pocket hole in my beat up hipster bicyclist bag stitched two days before the run of the zombies. Talk about fast service from their awesome sewer with a one day turnaround time! UPS Tracking Number 1ZY837F30396488870 states that I should receive my bag by Friday but who knows what, if anything, will be alive and at the front of my apartment by then.