God 3.0 - Conversations with himself!

"There's a queasy feeling in my stomach, looks like something's brewing inside!"

Burrrrrppp...

"Ohh...It's just a bubble of gas. Ummm...Let me do something interesting with it."

Phoooooooo...

"Ahhh...Whacktastic!! It's mighty powerful! Those stars were old anyway, I needed a break from them. And, the stardust looks like an interesting creation. But, ummm...what do I do with it?"

Hmmmm...

"Alrightie! I haves an ideaz! Let me roll it into a ball and then I can have some playtime with my latest toy!"

Swisssshhhhh...Swasssssshhh...Booom!!!!!

"Oh! The Mighty Heavens! Look what I just did!!"

"This is my most stunning creation. Look, how its golden gleams in the light of that orange ball I created earlier! It makes me want to sing."

"Hmmmm...where is that musical instrument I crafted that produces the sweetest melody? And, what did I call it...?"

"Ahhh...I remember! I called it a FLUTE. And I placed it securely at the center of galaxy number 10000000008. I must get it. Now!"

Doooo...di..da..da...doooo..di..di..da..♪♫

"Here, I am! Ohhh...these puffy clouds of hope. I'm sure my flute's charm creates these. But they also obscure my flute. Hmpf!"

*Whistle whistle* *blow blow*

"Oh my flute, you little doe!

Come into my hands, and let us go.

Do not let, my impatience grow,

Coz Universe awaits, a mighty show!"

"Aha! You look as fresh and resplendent as when I made you. You, my child, were made for a purpose. The purpose of making sweet music. And, your time has come."

Doooo...di..da..da...doooo..di..di..da..♪♫

"Here we are! Can you see that golden ball shimmering in the glow of that other orange ball? Oh, the beauty makes my heart want to sing. Let's not waste any more time."

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"Oh, no! It's that queasy feeling, again. This time, in my chest!"

*Sniff sniff*

"It's rising to my head! It needs an outlet."

"What's this liquid that's coming out through my eyes? Ahh! But the queasiness dwindles.."

Hmmmm...Lick.."This tastes salty. It is so precious! I must not waste it. Let me send it inside that new golden ball. I'll create a hole through its center to allow this liquid inside."

Rizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

"Ahh, there! It flows into the golden ball. This liquid gives a cooling and calming sensation as it flows. I'll call it 'OCEAN'. I need a plan. A plan to keep the ocean in the golden ball."

"OK! I have it! It's called the 'centrifugal force'. If the ball rotates at a certain speed, the ocean will never spill out! Yay!"

"This ball is turning out to be quite an adventurous creation so far. I must do more with it."

"The Mighty Heavens! That irritating queasy feeling again. It is now arresting my eardrums."

"Eeeeww! What's this coming out of my ears? It's sticky and gooey! It's green and mucky. What do I do with it?"

Hmmmm..."Right now, I have only one place where I can dispose it off. The golden ball!"

"Ta..da..swoooooshhhh"

"There! Ohh! It's mixing with the ocean! Freak-show! It is creating a storm inside the golden ball!! Waaaaaaaaa!!"

*Sob sob*

"Hun...the storm is settling. The ocean is separating from the muck. What a relief! It's forming a different surface, a hard one! Wow! I knew it!! Everything I do is magical! That hard surface looks fertile. I can do more with it, but, first, I need to name it."

"EARTH! Yes, I'll call it earth. In fact, the golden ball will henceforth be called Earth."

"Flute! Let's do some more singing and add some more things to this most entertaining creation of mine!" 

La - la la la - la la la - la la la ♪♫

"Fish!"

"More marine life!"

"Plants. They shall germinate."

"Birds. They will fly high and add beauty to the upper echelons of this earth."

"Animals. They shall propagate themselves."

"Still something missing."

"Yeah! MAN!"

"But, he must have a partner for the fun and frolic. Hmmm..ok..WOMAN!"

"Oh, I forgot! Just like man needs a woman, earth needs more companions! I'll give it siblings. Eight...errr...nine of them. But ninth I'll keep hidden. I'll let man discover it!"

"Hehehe! Flute! Do you see how beautiful the earth looks? Man and woman are having fun along with fish, animals and birds!"

"But, Flute, some fun is missing! Let's sing again."

La - la la la - la la la - la la la ♪♫

"That darned queasiness, it plagues my groins! I think I need to pee!"

"Umm...where do I go? Oh yes! Earth, of course!"

"What a relief! Ohh, it forms a lake! But, I must warn man and woman not to drink from this lake, nor eat the fruit from its banks or they'll suffer when they want to propagate."

"Man and woman! Listen, you must never drink from this lake nor eat any fruit that hangs in the orchards that grow near it. The water is contaminated and so is the fruit."

"If you drink that water, you will suffer queasiness in your chest whenever the two of you part. If you eat the fruit, you'll suffer queasiness in your groins when you want to propagate which will be followed by pain when you birth the creation."

"Hmpf!!"

"I told them! I told them, not to!! They did not listen! And now, they will suffer. They will suffer for generations upon generations."

"What do I do? How do I help them? Yes! I will add 'emotion' to childbirth and that will bring them peace, calmness and happiness!"

"This seems perfect! Now they are all set for a long long time to come."

"Ohh!! I forgot to give them a method to communicate with me."

"Flute! Music!"

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"Wave communication technology! Yes! I give them the internet. And I'll plant myself as the 'GOD App'."

Hahaha!

"They'll get in touch and they'll get answers and they'll think they are just having fun! They won't even know it's me! Yo!"

La - la la la - la la la - la la la ♪♫

And thus, HE played HIS music...

P.S. There is a reason why they say that children's prayers never go unanswered. Through personal experience I know that's true as well. Hence, in my mind, God must have a child-like innocence and excitement about each of his creations. Also, in my head, music represents the "Word". That's what I've tried to capture in this story and have also added some imaginative funny instances. No offence meant to anyone.

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