Gin & Ironic

After far too many years of reckless inebriation

I spontaneously decided on a complete cessation

SO I impulsively threw into the wind my entire gin and tonic

"No longer will I imbibe!" I said, without a hint of being ironic

"From this day forward, no more more booze will I consume"

It was an absolute decree, for equivocation there was no room

I said it out loud, as the liquid from my glass flew skyward

Even a devoted lush nearby, may have likely been inspired

But gravity is irrefutable and yes, my friends: karma is a bitch

For the trajectory of the hooch I tossed a loft, suddenly did switch

So instead of falling harmless in a direction that was south

The contents of that delicious drink, flew right into my mouth