Ax-man looked up from his hotdog buuuuuns

And saw in the distance cows with guuuuuuuns

He ran for the hiiiiiiiiills

And took his anxiety piiiiiiiiiills

And stopped and turned his heeeeeeeeead

And threw his ax, and the cows were deeeeeeeeead

And ax-man went back to his hotdog buuuuuuuns

Now with no fear of cows with guuuuuuuns

During my vacation

I didn't do much at all

All I did was sit there staring at the wall

I did other stuff to

Like play with an tube of glue

Even though I was stuck

I wasn't struck by the fat truck

Now it is Sunday night

My vacation is at an end

Tomorrow is Monday

Let's go affend my friend

Although they may not be real

There skin will not peal

They swim along eating the hot dogs

The other skeletons think they are hogs

Although they may not be real

I appreciate them, bones and all