Write about Carl, an all-knowing person who is also a jerk. A few examples and ideas can be found at https://omniscientcarl.wordpress.com/

Atheists need to celebrate too, you know. Invent an Atheistic or Agnostic holiday and describe in poetry or prose what one would do at such an event, when it would take place, and/or what it would celebrate. Tag me!

You've just awoken a genie, and he is mad that you woke him before his alarm went off. He will twist your words to try and punish you, but you still have to make three wishes. What are they? Tag me so I can comment with what the genie might do.