Mission Statement

Dear Prime Minister, it is with some considerable pride that I submit for your consideration, my proposed Mission Statement for our Westminster

To simultaneously cause all our guests to self combust in a euphoric reaction to our continued excellence resulting in a monolithic cloudburst of job satisfaction created by each individuals continued pursuit of the zenith of customer service unrivalled and unsurpassed in the annals of the industry and to inspire and inculcate an unbreakable bond between both management and staff at all levels through pure leadership and example and in so doing demonstrate inconceivable levels of paradox and bullshit.

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Should this prove acceptable I will at once commence printing.