Natural Synthetic Beef Product

"This is a natural synthetic beef product created by Newmeat labs," read Daniel. The product was called Zeus's beef, and it had a picture of a cartoonish Zeus on it. Zeus's beef was probably easier to advertise than natural synthetic beef product created. The other products at the sample booth had similar markings. Moccus's had the marking "This is a natural synthetic pork product created by Newmeat labs." Mercury's feather friends had "This is a natural synthetic chicken product created by Newmeat labs." Daniel was still in line for the free samples, the best part of coming to this store, and the most recent patch was still heating up. The booth paddler, an older hispanic woman, was talking nonstop about the health benefits of lab grown meats versus soy or tofu made products. "The protein is higher and the taste is just amazing. You can get different types of meatballs, sausages, hotdogs, and burgers and of these new types and each one has a different percentage of fat."

The peddler, who had just been talking about the available percentages of fat that you could get for every one of the many different synthetic meat products(fat free, 1%, 2%, 10%, 15%, 20% and 30%) when an older white woman infront of raised her hand, the only way to get the peddler's attention. "What about the harm to the poor animals? The soy and tofu brands always seem to mention those.

The peddler congratulated her. "That is a great question," she said as she took a deep breath and checked on the cooking sausages. "It is true that each one of our products oringally came from a living animal. Some of multiple different animals, but each of these animals are now living in the heaven of Newmeat labs animals zoo and sanctuary. Some, like Zeus, the bull who gave the needed material for Newmeats labs's original synthetic beef, has passed away at the sanctuary, but their descendants continue to live a life luxury." She spoke like she was reciting it from memory. When she was done, she smiled, she must have been happy that she was done with the word spell and that she did not mess up. "The protein is also higher and the taste is just amazing. Anyone of Newmeats labs can go with anyone of thousands of dishes. For breakfast, lunch, or dinner."She also gustered towards to some travel pamphlets for the animal sanctuary. They were titled with bright red and green letters that said "A sanctuary that explores mankinds relationship to eatable animals. To eat or not to eat." The sanctuary was located in southren california on the other said of the country.

The older white lady in her pink summer dress and her red shoes grabbed a few boxes of the chicken burgers and hotdogs. Some of the beef ones too, but she still waited for her free sample.

While he waited, Daniel remembered his dad speaking about about vegatianism became a lot less popular when Newmeat labs started up with Zeus as its mascot. It must have been 20 years ago. Things must have been weird back then. The oven beeped. The maple fat free natural synthetic beef product sausages were done.