I spend most of my time writing medical reports. Even as a writer at heart these get old. Every now and then it can be spiced up by quoting words of a patient or painting a picture of the bizarre situation that led to 911 in the first place. (Always maintaining professionalism of course) Whether you have a medical background or not give me your best attempt at a medical report about a teenager experimenting with LSD, found eating a dead racoon face first in the middle of the street at 03:00 on a hot summer night. (Yes, this really happened) Take it away!