Yun Head Lyrics that Sum Up My Life in Chronological Order

I compiled a list of my favorite Yun Head lyrics to commemorate the release of his newest album. It's also my auto-biography! :D

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Dawn of the First Day: I wake up, realize I'm broke and proceed to internally mope.

"I woke up in the morning and I felt so bad ♬ Yeah I run to the bounty and I need that cash ♬ And she hop inside my bebop and I felt so sad ♬ I round up to the bank ♬ Yeah I need that ♬" - Cats on Mars

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Two Seconds Later: I am sleep deprived, somewhat delirious and on the verge of collapsing. Although I'm a musician, I have no motivation to compose a song

"I go hard but I'm sleepy like a narcoleptic ♬ This is very funny and comedic this is super epic ♬ Baby I don't want to make a song because I cannot make it ♬ I think I'm about to go die need a paramedic ♬ "

- Thomas

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An Occasional Encounter: I see somebody and try to talk but the spirit of social anxiety seizes my soul. I also have no attention span so I pay attention to everything that isn't my homework (eg. a bird)

"Then I went up to a man and said hello ♬ then I bail ♬ I'm insecure ♬ I got ninety-seven reasons why to look at a bird ♬"

- Departure

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An Even Rarer Experience: I try to study. I want to go to med school like Leorio but life has been kicking my butt

"Studying at times so you can call me Leorio."

- Departure

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I am a Silly Goose: As soon as my feet inevitably drag my corpse to bed, all my academic aspirations are put to rest. Studying? What's that? Nah, we're going to binge watch crap and then nap.

"Marching band I'm like chop chop ♬ Off the clock I was taking up all of my time time ♬ Watching Attack on Titan ♬" - Bandits

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Grief Stricken Ice Cream: My procrastination has caught up to me so now it's time to inhale ice cream and scream as my willpower begins to die

"Ice cream! Ice cream! and it tasted super good ♬ I just walked down the street ♬ I am walking with my brothers ♬ "

- Ice Cream Truck

"SHUUUUUUT UP!!!!!" - Ice Cream Truck

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Love at Last: I have amassed a group of admiring traps. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream. I am eternally a single pringle.

"All these traps they really want me ♬ Eat my balls like edamame ♬ Coming fast you cannot stop me" - Trap Anthem

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I am a Simp: Oh no, I fell for a musician that plays a bass pitched instrument. All of these lyrics are nonsensical though but it's fitting because infatuation makes no sense.

"She gon hang out with the good man ♬ Rockstar Beck ♬ Count ♬ Counting up a Big Band ♬ I'm about to hit that bass like a fisherman ♬" - Beck

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The end

And I did not live happily ever after because it turned out that oats don't taste as great as I hoped