Funny Christmas Presents
Make me LOL retelling a true story about a time you opened a funny, odd or unusual gift. 200 Max.
Your Most Hilarious Thanksgiving
True stories sharing your funniest craziest experiences at a Thanksgiving Dinner.
Read the instructions carefully…. You must make me chuckle through a witty poem. Here are the parameters…. 1.) All poems must be in ABAB rhyme scheme. 2.) Poems should not be over 10 stanzas (4 lines per stanza). 3.) Keep it appropriate (no dirty humor) *Poems outside of the parameters will not be judged*
Write a satire How To news article. Make it funny, I want to fall out of my chair because I'm laughing to hard reading these. A couple examples could be How to Become a Misogynist or How to Become a Vegan, but don't do either of those, think of your own idea. Happy writing!!
Hold Up, What Just Happened?
What is the most 'I don't know what I was thinking' thing that you or someone you know has done in the past few weeks? This can be anything, it just has to be something that didn't make sense to you. The winner will be the post that makes me laugh the most. :)
Five Tips to Beat Summer Heat
Who wrote the Encyclopedia? Today; It’s You!!
You be funk and I’ll be wagnal and we can travel on an adventure to save a damsel who like a scandal hits those without wits, she can’t tell at all that we have no clue what we are doing. That we are spoofing poor little Miss information And so to get miss. information to her destination we will have no hesitation but also no clue how to get her there cause the map is a stain from coffee spilled on a newspaper page that is from 1967 and is vintage and inaccurate to our current Time. Write me an excerpt from a fake educational or reference book, a Haynes/chiton manual or a tv guide that is just like one but definitely is not one just show me a 2 pages excerpt or snippet and I look forward to reading your lies! Actual formatting to look just like your chosen arch-type gets an automatic share comment and like from me!
The period between New Year's and Valentine's Day often drag on and winter weather keeps people inside and on each other's nerves. Come up with 5 suggestions to help people shake their "cabin fever" and also stretch yourself these suggestion will be judge not on their practicality but on their originality and ability to write with humor.
Come up with 5 helpful tips for weight loss that do not include diet or exercise. Be outrageous. Think of what has never been tried or heard of before and then dial it up to madness. The one to write the 5 most innovative tips that make us laugh out loud will be the winner.