Based off the Warriors series by Erin Hunter. This is so weird I can’t even say any more.

Spottedleaf was walking through the forest. It was new-leaf, and herbs were starting to sprout out of the earth.

Suddenly, Spottedleaf came across a MYSTERIOUS Twoleg den. Heck, the mouse-brained she-cat decided, how about I go check it out? When she stepped inside the den, the first thing she noticed was... A wall. It was beautiful and had roses all over it. "Oh my," Spottedleaf gasped, "that wall is absolutely LOVELY!"

"That wall can talk," the wall said. Spottedleaf just about fainted in surprise. "Great StarClan!" She excliamed. "I am so, so sorry, sir!"

The wall said, "You know, baby, I like you."

"I love you too!!" Spottedleaf gasped, and her eyes turned into hearts. Suddenly, there was a voice behind Spottedleaf and the wall. "BUT SPOTTEDBABY!" The voice wailed. "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEEEEE!" Firepaw was there, tears streaming down his BOOTIFUL FUR. Spottedleaf snorted. "Why love you, when the wall is so much... HOTTER?" Spottedleaf gushed.

"BUT MY NAME'S FIREPAW!" Firepaw cried.

Spottedleaf shrugged. "Me and wall have buisness to do." Firepaw ran out crying. Spottedleaf turned back to the wall. "Baby, I never caught your name."

"The name's MISTER WALL MC WALLIE PANTS," MISTER WALL MC WALLIE PANTS said.

"Well, then," Spottedleaf mewed. "I love ya." Then Spottedleaf and MISTER WALL MC WALLIE PANTS had a make out session and the result was Spottedleaf's Herbalicious lipstick all over the wall.

When Spottedleaf got back to camp, she couldn't concentrate. She was so in love with MISTER WALL MC WALLIE PANTS that she acidentally fed Pawpaw deathberries. Wonder why you never met Pawpaw? That's why.

The next night, Spottedleaf met MISTER WALL MC WALLIE PANTS again.

The next morning, Spottedleaf realized she was expecting kits with him. She was overjoyed.

Many moons later, she had her kits. They were basically kittens with blocky bodies and random roses all over their fur.

DA HOLLYLEAF BEFORE SHE WAS BORNED came down from GONNABEBORNINTHEFUTURECLAN and gave Spottedleaf a lecture about how it was against the warrior code and medicine cat code to have kits with a wall.

Spottedleaf stuck her tongue out at DA HOLLYLEAF BEFORE SHE WAS BORNED and told her that her kits' names were Wallkit, Rosekit, MISTERWALLMCWALLIEPANTSKIT, and Normalkit.

Then Firepaw came in and ate Normalkit and Rosekit out of jealousy.

DA HOLLYLEAF BEFORE SHE WAS BORNED screamed at him about breaking the warrior code.

Firepaw made spitting sounds at DA HOLLYLEAF BEFORE SHE WAS BORNED.

The next night, Spottedleaf visited MISTER WALL MC WALLIE PANTS again and told him the nexts of his kits.

"OH MAH GAWD WE HAVE LITTLE WALLIES!" MISTER WALL MC WALLIE PANTS sobbed. "I LOVE EM SO MUCH!" MISTER WALL MC WALLIE PANTS embraced them in a hug. How walls can hug, IDK.

Then the wall had some very sad news. "I shall have to leave you, Spottedhoneypoopoo," he said. "I have to go make out with my udder boyfriend--FIREPAW!"

"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEEE, MISTER WALL MC WALLIE PANTS!" She sobbed. "AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BOOOY!" "I'M MULTI GENDER!" The wall screamed, and started kissing Firepaw.

Firepaw smirked at Spottedleaf between kisses.

Spottedleaf was so upset that she begged Clawface to kill her. Thus the story of how Spottedleaf died. (Although, in StarClan, she found a very handsome wall... With lilacs on him. Hint hint.)