Hello, stupid human, you're supposed to be getting me those delicious sardines sitting on the counter, and a bowl of cream would be nice with a mound of whipped cream on top...
Don't think I'm not watching
Every second of every day
Pretending that I don't care
Or that my eyes are brand new
But really
I am plotting your demise
Now feed and pet me
My gosh you're ugly. Don't just sit there staring at me, get over here and pet me.
