Independence is like pizza

My fellow aliens,

I stand before you to say... please don't eat me. I have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. And guess what; you do too. You stand on the blessed American soil where Dr. Phil, I mean Thomas Jefferson, and the Founding Fathers hungered to escape from the chains of the great colony of Britain. And given though they had little chance, they conquered in the end. Having independence  is similar to having the ability to pig out on any food you want. It is one of the single things that drives every living thing.

Independence is like pizza in a way. The crust is the foundation of law and order that keeps us free and out of complete chaos. Melty cheese is the binding that holds us in unity, even in messy situations. Flavor packed sauce gives room for improvement and to think freely. Of course, the toppings represent how we can express our individual self.

But you and you and you could eat all the pizza or deliciously weird alien chum you desire if everyone embraces the principles behind the 4th of July. Now if you'd excuse me, we've got an Independence Day celebration to continue.