Around the World

I live down under, enjoy the thunder

Our sunsets here are quite a wonder

Keepin out critters requires a gate

But if they overrun ya, 

    call a mate.

I'll see your sunsets and raise you fog

I live in London near a marshy bog

Our manners here are really quite proper

Unless like me you're a 

    cronic pub hopper.

Your pub has nothing on our cafes

In Paris we also have some fine plays

We may sometimes be a bit stinky

But we're romantic and 

    I have a big winky.

No, Beijing is better place!

We Chinese, we get in your face

You might think you tall and strong

But think you beat us all, 

    you wrong!

China filthy, crowded and rude

In Japan you'll find polite attitude

We clean and make much better stuff

We no ever get 

    in a huff.

Japan is very very small

Come to the biggest continent of all

Northern African territory

Don't go South 

    to the racist category.

Size has nothing on our coasts

In Mexico it's the Pacific that we boasts

Waves that crash as high as the sky

For a few pesos 

    colorful goods to try.

Aloha, from the Hawaiian tropics

While we are on the Pacific topics

Come enjoy the magic in our waters

Just don't be messin 

    with our daughters.

America is really the place to be

Home of the brave and land of the free

Well, that's the way it was supposed to be

Now you'll go to jail just 

    for climbing a tree.

(As a disclaimer, I do know Hawaii is part of America and also, the stereotyping was quite on purpose and meant to be funny. I hope everyone got that and no offense was  taken.)