Revelation of Bruce the Confused v1-7

1. Stepped out for a smoke and lo! I heard a great truck rumble by…  

2. Then I was in the spirit and I heard a soft voice saying, Look and I will show thee these things which must come to pass…

3. And I beheld a man sitting on a great white stoop and in his left hand he held a paper bag. Upon his right hand sat a woman. 

4. Their raiment was of blue jeans and T- shirts. 

5. And then she called out for the paper bag, saying, here is the water of life. And she did drink from therein! 

6. And they that sat upon the stoop did laugh, speaking unto me, come up hither! 

7. And I did head up, bringing smokes and words of thanks.