Just One Thing..

Generally speaking I am a happy and content old fool, and I know I'm an old fool, but I can live with that. Being a stupid old fuck is considered quite an achievement where I live, and as far as I can make out, there are quite a few of us out there so it's quite a Club.

Being old is rather nice, it has its downers for sure, but it's got perks too and they're class perks. For example, when I'm at work and the shit hits the fan all I have to do is stagger, clutch my chest, and groan and I'm helped to the nearest chair and told to relax for ten minutes, try that one when you're just twenty and you'll get your arse kicked!

People generally are nice to me, something they never were when I was a spring chicken. I can do some shopping or go for a walk and most folk give me a smile or a friendly nod. Yes, the perks are sweet.

But I would like to change one thing. Just one little thing.

Once you hit a certain age you have to think ahead about when nature calls, you get me? When you're a young stud you can go for years without having to visit the little room, but nobody tells you that once you skip past sixty you got to be mindful of these things.

So yes, just that, and I know that it's not considered a hot topic but hell man, the challenge does respect honesty eh?