"what defines a straight man's straight? is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak?"

"porque me haces enloquecer, tú me enchinas la piel, cada parte de tu ser es alimento a mi bien" (because you drive me crazy, you give me goosebumps, every part of your being is food for my well-being)

"your head'll collapse if there's nothing in it, and then you'll ask yourself, where is my mind?"