BULLSHIT

Humans are just a bunch of evolved apes trying to make shit work.

Society is only a handshake to not kill you in your sleep and take your stuff.

We never left the jungle, it just got a makeover and flimsy peace treaty.

Thankfully we're kicking ass and doing better than ever.

Keep in mind, YOU can change the world with just an idea.

Sell us on it and we'll follow you.

But you better take us somewhere fucking great.