Selectively Free Speech

Arresting officer: Look, I know that the first amendment gives you the freedom to say anything you want about the government as long as it isn't treason, but the president is a very busy individual and doesn't have time to be yelled at by a visiting students for half an hour about how (s)he is failing to properly run this country. It's also not the best idea to call the person who makes the executive decisions in the country a- I'm sorry what was it you said?

Me: I said "an over-inflated, self-centered ego attached to a puppet controlled by other self-centered ego maniacs completely driven by money and making sure the other side doesn't win, and a slave to fascist capitalism."

Officer: ...