Devil’s Offspring

  Once there was a little boy who didn't like his brand new toy. He pouted just a little bit and his mom told him, "Now you just sit!" Well this did not agree with him so he looked at her and he grinned and then he turned himself about and he let go a grand old shout.     

  From everywhere above, below, came all the creatures that we know do not exist in this dimension. Oh boy did this cause some tension! His mother's eyes grew wide with fear. She even summoned up a tear! "You make them go away, young man. Make them go they cannot stay!" 

  The boy just laughed a wicked sound as he called to him a Hell hound. The evil mutt came trotting by while giving mom the evil eye. "Well, mother dear, what will you do? I think I've got the best of you!" 

  Just then the front door opened wide and there his father came in stride. The boy's manners changed real quick. He fumbled to reverse his trick. It was too late, he had been caught and knew he'd soon be a lesson taught. 

  His dad did not take well to tricks, especially ones played just for kicks. The boy began to tremble and shake. He wished it right back he could take. He shouldn't mess with mom that way. He should have known he'd have to pay! 

  He frantically sought a place to hide. He knew he was in for a ride. His father wouldn't be so nice and he felt his tummy turn to ice. He was done for, he was through. He knew it as a fact so true. He turned to face the coming wrath. He knew he couldn't avoid the path. 

  Who was his dad that caused him fear? Why, he was Lucifer, my dear!