Womanhood

Do you ever think about what it would be like to be a woman? Of course you do, you want to know how it feels to be a woman. Perverse reasons aside you wouldn't want to be a woman in many cases, think of one you would, where it would be considerably worse to be a guy.

Well I'm introducing you to Anne, Anne used to be Angus, until one day Angus was in a bad bicycle accident and got neutered by the handlebars.

Anne could never get used to the life of a woman, to always sit on the toilet, to shave an ever growing beard, to do things like trimming toenails so she could wear more "girly" shoes and clothes as apparently, heavy metal shirts picturing death, blood, and a scrawled name of a band such as "Dying Fetus" was inappropriate for the average girl. In denial of this Anne had bought items such as a "she-wee" so that she may stand once more while using the toilet, and so that on a night out with the lads could once again be pulled up by the police for pissing on a lamp post and proceed to spill onto the leg of said police officer. Angus had died in the car accident for all intents and purposes, Anne was his cousin, his cousin who looked awfully like him but without any knackers and long hair. Through various hormonal treatments he had grown breasts and looked considerably more female, but besides what she looked like she was still Angus, and if you get my gist, a bloke trying to live life as eloquently as a woman.