Planned Parenthood

Donald and Vladimir, sitting in a tree

B-O-M-B-I-N-G

First goes Cuba

Then goes Bon

For the new world order from Moscow and Washington

Trump and Putin, in a settee

D-E-T-E-N-T-E

I'll take Europe

You take Asia

And everything north and east of Caucasia.

Mogul and Commie, becoming trustee

O-V-E-R-S-E-E

They sit as the only two

On the Board of Directors

Gitmo or Gulag for any defectors. 

He's orange and moppet with little fingers

The other's shirtless and hangs out with swingers

What about Africa?

What about the Moon?

Patience, Comrade, we'll divvy up soon.

Putin drinks vodka, Trump his OJ

M-I-M-O-Z-A

I'll toast you yes

You toast me da

Everyone's in, unless we say nah.