2016: a year in haikus.

        january

Ring in the new year!

Twenty Sixteen will be the best!

Confetti and cheers!

       february

Mosquito bit her.

World public health emergency.

We'll call it Zika.

        march

Marco Rubio,

Drops the Republican race.

Promotes Donald Trump.

           april

Beyoncé: Slay, Queen.

Drops new album, Lemonade.

Best thing in April!

          may

Kid in enclosure.

Harambe, gorilla, shot.

Immortalized meme.

           june

What you were is passed.

Fight for your nation, freedom.

Transgender army.

          july

Catch that Charizard!

Pokémon Go is released.

Nerds are outside- whoa!

         august

Impeach Dilma, now!

Brazilians vote to remove

Rousseff from office.

     september

First presidential

Debate. An adult insult

session, televised.

           october

James Charles- Gorgeous man.

Better at makeup than most girls.

CoverGirl's first boy.

       november

David Bowie. Prince.

Alan Rickman. Harper Lee.

Goodbye, many more.

      december

Oh thank God above.

Crap year finally over.

Twenty Sixteen sucked!