PB&J @Cross

I poked and I prodded

Looking for a battle to land

Then all too quickly

This fool raises his pale hand

Just another team member

To CROSS off my list

Should’ve hid like GhoulCircus

–Shit, even he gets the gist

So sorry Monsieur

I just couldn't resist

–Adding a twist

I mean –you’re a clown,

And clowns don't get pissed

Besides, dueling you

Wasn’t meant to be planned

So let us get back to

The battle at hand

I do have to admit, Cross

It was quite a surprise

You flying out of your cave

To meet your demise

You dare step to the empress

With clouded hopes of success?

Seems to me, this here battle

You best reassess

Thought you'd win against me?

What a foolish vampire

See, I'm a dhampir

And this is my fucking empire

Unlike you, Mr. Cross

–Or shall I call you “Lord Dread”

I didn't crawl out of a grave

’Cause I'm only half dead

I have all of your powers

And none of your weakness

–I can lay in the sun,

Or be blessed by a priestess

And compared to my fangs

–Well,

Yours are just pointless

I'm ruling this battle

Like a boss of the mafia

You’re counting marshmallows

Aren’t you, Count Chocula?

Your only tomb

Is a cardboard womb

Of cereal doom

Oh shit, you don't have a spoon

To eat your way out, I assume

Half vamp and half human

My hybrid's supreme

I'm triple X sex

–You’re just a wet dream

But don't worry bat boy

You might scare up a scream

If you get The Deadman

And The Ghoul on your team

Till then, run along Lord Dread

Go hide out in the dark

–Bury yourself in your grave

Like some fucking aardvark