Should Have Bought Soap for My Mouth

I went grocery shopping by myself for the first time today (I know, a charmed life I lead). I was meticulously following the grocery list and doing my very best to triple check it so that I didn't have to double back (because it seems like my husband and I ALWAYS have to do that) and I get a few aisles in and realize that I already forgot something in a previous section. Usually I have my husband to talk to during these moments, but I'm alone now, so naturally I start talking to myself. I quote: "For fuck's sake I already fucked up." That was when I looked up and made eye contact with a nice old man who just sort of nodded at me. I smiled and hurried my ass to a different aisle.