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"Why so serious?

"I just took the Electro-Static Discharge training class at work, and I failed."

"Really, how come? "

"The teacher said I didn't know how to conduct myself. "

"Wow, you must be the first person ever to fail that class."

"Yeah, it shocked the whole class"

"So now what?"

"Well, they grounded me for two weeks."

"That's awful!"

"It could have been worse, I could have been discharged."

"Will you take it again?

"I doubt it, I've built up too much resistance towards it. Plus, it had too much Ohm work, and who wants to stay caged up inside on such a Faraday?"