excuse me sir, I hope my shoulders aren’t too sexy

how dare girls decide they want to wear tank tops in class! just because they don't want to feel like they're on fire or don't want to become a complete sweaty mess! who do they think they are? just because it's twenty fucking fifteen doesn't mean you can go about flashing your SHOULDERS of all things!

what's that? girls have breasts? obviously girls need to be educated on the fact that boys have no self control and if they were to see even the slightest curve of some girl's chest, they would turn into wild apes. and besides, aren't girls aware that even the slightest hints of cleavage can make someone go blind? outrageous, how could girls be so selfish!

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fuck the creepy teacher that told me my shoulders are too provocative- "no girls are allowed to wear tank tops in school, the revealed skin could easily distract others"

easily distract who? easily distract what? your toothpick-sized penis? the same penis that already has a hard enough time getting up?

why should I be the one that's in trouble when seventeen year old boys can't differentiate between yes or no?

why is the high school quarterback still the star of the football team when he's raped girls before? (probably because A. "her clothes were too sexy and revealing, she obviously wanted it", B. "she didn't say anything so I thought it was okay", C. "even though she was really drunk, she still said yes", D. all of the above)

why do guys get away with wearing clothing along the lines of "shut it or suck it" with an arrow pointing down to their crotch or the fucking bullshit run-on joke, "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich"? (newsflash: I'm not your babe, I'm not getting you a sandwich, and that joke was never funny you, misogynistic ass.) yet girls are continuously punished for showing off their shoulders?

I might as well never fucking show my ankles again either if my shoulders are too provocative.