Don Trump
Inside the White House.
Donald Trump:
How dare they reject my genius healthcare plan. I don't know what their problems is. I think it's rigged. There's obviously some sort of wiretapping going on.
Steve Bannon:
I know. Ridiculous, right?
Donald Trump:
I'm gonna tweet how wrong they are.
Steve Bannon:
Don't do that... and you just did that.
Donald Trump:
Maybe everyone in the world is right. I'm a joke.
Steve Bannon:
You? A joke? Never! Donny boy, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Don Trump
Hanging so low by the ropes
You're such a brilliant man, Don Trump
So don't you listen to those dopes
There's no man that'll make America great again
You're featured on the cover of Time
Everyone wants to drop and go down on you
And now I break out into rhyme
Nooooooooo oooooone's
Wise like Don Trump
No one's got thighs like Don Trump
No one's hands are as big as Don Trump's
For there's no man in the whole country
Perfectly orange on each spot
You can always ask Mike, Paul, & Vlady
And they'll tell you whose back they've got
Chorus:
Nooooooooo oooooone's
Got riches like Don Trump
No one bitches like Don Trump
No one's worth billions like Don Trump
Donald Trump:
As a business man, yes, I'm intimidating
Chorus:
Wow, what a prez, that Don Trump
Go build that wall
Each bit by bit
Steve Bannon:
Don Trump is the best,
Everyone else can eat shit
Chorus:
Nooooooooo oooooone
Argues like Don Trump
No one starts fights like Don Trump
In a farting match, no one stinks like Don Trump
For there's no one in town that sprays
Donald Trump:
So much spray so I'm tan as a fool
Mike Pence:
He lied to the blacks and the gays
Donald Trump:
That's true, and also my hair looks very cool
Chorus:
No one hits like Don Trump
Or spits racism like Don Trump
Betsy DeVos:
On Twitter, Nobody out tweets like Don Trump
Donald Trump:
I am indeed very literated. #thatisaword #reallysmart
Chorus:
That's another win for Don Trump
Donald Trump:
When I was on The Apprentice, I became more famous
Owning at least 50 new cars
And now that I'm president, I have lots of dough
So now I can buy Madagascar
Chorus:
Why?
Donald Trump:
Doesn't matter. Keep singing.
Chorus:
Nooooooooo oooooone
Falsely accuses like Don Trump
No one harasses women like Don Trump
Steve Bannon:
Then goes to the camera calling fake news like Don Trump.
Donald Trump:
I've got dollar signs in all of my paintings.
Neo Nazis:
Salute him again!
KKK:
He's the man among men
Rednecks:
He won the voting floor.
Westboro Baptist Church:
He's the hero we prayed for.
Chorus:
He's the enemy of the press
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans that we've paid off
He's the one guy in town
Whose got America bent down
Steve Bannon:
And his name is D-O-N... I just occurred to me that I honestly don't know how to spell his full name because I'm more for spending money on weapons and defense rather than our educational system. But you know who I'm talking about, right?
Don Truuuuuuuuuuump