Bitterly Ever After (Extended)

Princess Aurora had a nasty, little secret...

that's evolved into a new Big Bad Habit....

she feeds greedy habits surreptitiously

Then she refills the medicine cabinet.

Cinderella makes the loveliest victim...

(she never quits crying and bitching!)

An overly sensitive, nosy little twerp

If she's not whining, it's a safe bet she's snitching.

In a world that prefers the Prettiest People,

Snow White's been beautiful since birth.

When beauty gets bartered, sex is for sale;

The mirror shows Snow White her true worth.

Ariel's a Little Mermaid with Big Demands;

(She's an over entitled, ungrateful little twat!)

Happiness to be found in what she's missing,

Since sadness came from what she's got.

Back to Aurora, now a Sleeping Beauty.

That Big Bad Habit ran her over!

Marriage is comatose

(time for a lethal dose!)

Or that's what she thinks when she's sober.

Cinderella found True Love at the Royal Ball,

She caught a husband, then she got round.

The Prince got a wife he could never please,

Unless he kept cookies around.

Snow White loves attention from admiring men;

Her own Prince isn't as charming as before.

Seven dwarves ran a train,

(she came again and again!)

Snow White is a cock hungry whore!

Ariel wanted legs to catch her Prince,

She failed to think about consequences.

Ariel caught her man,

then she caught his hands,

He caught a case, as she lost consciousness.

Seeking attention...(or salvation? redemption?)

The Princess is saved by Prince Charming!

That's all we're told, but if the story unfolds,

You'll find ever after is most alarming!

Little girls should know that passions fade,

Happily Ever After is a goddamn lie.

The Prince gets drunk and kicks your ass -

Or he belittles you and makes you cry.

You had some babies, gained some weight;

Boredom has killed the desire....

He's screwing the neighbor, you're screwing the gardener;

You're falling lower while he's flying higher.

You stay together

(don't break routine!)

Or maybe he goes to Texas without you.

Either way, you're bitter, sad and alone.

Either way, you'll survive the way you do.

Little girls, don't be like the fairy tale whores;

They hide what's Ugly under all that's Pretty.

Pretty only works

On Your Knees or your back;

Better to be smart and tough! (And a little shitty!)