not funny

Most funny?

I can do that.

Well, maybe not,

or maybe yes.

I haven't seen many 

funny things

in my lifetime. 

Halloween costumes?

Nope.

Something at school?

Not that I remember. 

Home?

Nada.

Field Hockey?

Nein.

Dance?

Non.

UGH!

I have to

had seen

something funny.

Maybe when

that tree

broke

right at the stump

from someone 

barely touching it?

That was a little funny.

Not much though.

Or what about that one time

that guy got tackled

and he got covered in mud.

That's not funny.

What then?

I gotta say something on TV,

those things are always funny.

But, a million people

probably saw that.

So nope, that won't work.

What then?

Probably the most stupidest,

and I mean

the most

stupidest

play

or musical.

Those are

hilarious!

But still,

I haven't

really

seen many

funny things.

What to say?

What to say?

What

      to

         say?

Funny poetry?

But it says funniest 

thing

I 

saw

not the 

funniest

thing

I've

read

Why does this have to be so hard?

WHY?

Funny

bunny

honey

WHAT THE

FUCK

WHY IS

THIS

SO 

FUCKING

HARD

I just realized

I'm ranting at this point.

Hey!

HEY! 

this could

be

funny?

Right?UGH!

Good grief world.

Why don't you give me some funny things huh?

Why fucking not?

I'm always surrounded

by these idiots

bringing me down in this world

sadness

and depression

and anger

and cloudy days

I just need some sunlight

and happiness

in

my

life

Hey!

hey 

   hey

       hey!

Just bring some happiness huh?

I get this might not be the most funniest thing in the world, but

you know what? 

Nobody cares!

Or at least, I don't

so that's all that matters.

Right?