Rental Car
Once, I took a trip and rented a car.
After a few hours of driving,
I opened the glove compartment
and inside I found a pair of
women's underwear,
several packages of extra large condoms,
a pair of Foster Grant sunglasses
and a dry-cleaning receipt
and I thought to myself
that maybe I'd like to have met
the last person who had
rented this car.
And whether any of these things
were missed by the people who
had left them behind.
I glanced into the back seat;
there was definitely room back there
to lay down, to squirm out of
your underwear, for him to
put on a condom,
to pull up your shirt just enough
that he can see your breasts
but not enough that it doesn't
need dry-cleaning after he
drops you off.
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