Bette Davis Eyes

"Davis!" I heard my human scream as she came after me swatting me with her broom! I scrambled to get off the windowsill in time & in doing so managed to clumsily knock off what remained of the delicious chocolate dish I was so tastefully devouring just a few seconds ago. Oops.... my poor little raccoon feet couldn't scurry away fast enough as I feel the wrath of the human come down on me with a thump of the broom. "Well now it's ruined anyways! You can just have it! I hope you're proud of yourself!" My human stammered observing what was left of her dish. Seeing how disappointed she was I crawled slowly back towards her stopping when I reached her feet & looked up at her showing in my eyes how sorry I was. As she gazed down at me she confessed how beautiful my Bette Davis eyes were & with that confession time looped to give me a second chance at stealing some chocolate & not disappointing her.